(Romping the babysitter)
....On reaching 1st floor level, the elevator alarm went off only to realize that there was a power outage.
"Seems like I'm fucked”
Why? I asked her
"This is gonna be the third time am stuck in this bitch, and trust me be ready to stay here for like an hour before those slow like molasses technicians get here".
In her voice of disgust, I could read the rot and bureaucracy that is the norm in most public
Institutions, but her deep fear stemmed from the fact that she was gonna be late in starting her shift.
After making a call to let the hospital staff know where she was, we sat down tête-à-tête hoping that we won't be there for long.
"To be honest, I never thought of seeing u again, till last night. I have been thinking on how I could reach you," she said.
"And why is that?" I asked
"Well...You just one of those guys that women hope to be a one night stand, but instead end up wishing you were their forever night brand....let me tell you a secret about women. Women tend to forget a lot, but there are two things that women don't forget..." Her tone changed with a cliff of relativity.
My arrant silence and facial expression grew, anxious to hear what she had to say.
"..the man who robbed them their virginity, in most cases, their first love, and the man who gave them their first powerful orgasm, "she continued.
"in you I found my first most powerful orgasm and I will be damned if I said I don't wanna relish it again".
We'd been there for like 45 minutes and there seemed no hope of the power coming back soon.
Just like that first time I had met Dr Marion in the plane, she was the same old self, asking question after question.
"If you don't mind telling me, when did you start having sex. Or how was your first experience?" She posed.
"Mmm.. I will tell u if you promise to tell me how your first experience was too...you seem quite knowledgable in that area. As a gentleman I will flip the coin, 'lady's first", I quipped.
"That's right but remember it’s a lady who asked first so that puts you on the pedestal to answer me first," she smiled.
"Well..to be honest it all happened when I was very young,". she leaned over not wanting to miss a word, her curiosity piqued to the ceiling.
"At the age of 16 you're too much of yourself," she used to say, somewhat a statement that had been repeated over and over by the different baby sitters that mum used to hire and fire at the bat of an eye lid.
Honestly, I never gave those words a thought, maybe it's because I was still immature or let's say I was slow given that at16, boys of my age set were already painting walls white, vigorously jerking off to pin up posters of their favorite female celebrities. The Kim kardashian and Vera sidikas of this world.
To be specific, I only knew that my presumably huge dick was a pee hole per se.
Under mums hire and fire policy, atoti was the 8th baby-sitter to have blurted those lines. Not that I used to walk naked for all Atoti and Gracie to see, it's just that my mum always insisted that I wasn't mature enough to take care of my laundry, and this extended to even taking a shower, hence giving the likes of Atoti a pass to do their own judgements on my dick, thus such kind of statements.
Much as I used to hate it, mum was adamant and if I didn't toe the line, she would whoop my ass into the bathroom and slam the door behind me, where I would be received by the grinning baby sitter waiting with a soap to do the rest.
It happened to be on a Sunday evening, I was coming back from playing soccer. I was feeling exhausted and I needed a wash so badly....
Excerpt from my upcoming novel. Vacation.
Stay tuned.
